Disgustingly Drunk, 'Red Bull' Bandit

We compile some of the "oh my god" worthy police stories from around the region.

So Drunk She Urinated in Elevator Ever laughed so hard you urinated…in an elevator? One Massachusetts woman can now add that to her list of life accomplishments following her arrest in East Providence last week. Police arrived at a hotel after receiving a call about a disturbance and found the 22-year-old woman and her 21-year-old friend at the scene. Employees told police that the 22-year-old woman had urinated in the hotel’s elevator. When asked what prompted her to do number one in the elevator, the woman allegedly told police that her friend had “told her a funny joke that made her urinate onto the floor.” Both women were arrested on charges of disorderly conduct. Cleanup In Aisle 10 Most times when the North Kingstown Police …

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OMG PD: Unhappy Campers

We compile the odd, unusual and ‘oh my gosh’ police items from throughout the region.

Not a happy camper A group of teenagers gave their friend a rude awakening this week when they decide to urinate in a tent in which he was sleeping at a Barrington beach. A 17-year-old Barrington boy was charged with disorderly conduct in the incident. Police said the father of the boy sleeping in the tent chased the four teens on a bicycle and managed to capture the teen who was charged. The teen stopped running because of asthma, police said. The other teens may also face charges because the father said he knows where they live, police said. Wrong place for a camp-out Two 19-year-olds were arrested in South Kingstown last week after police discovered they were trying to camp out for the weekend on the local bike path. One of the teens …

OMG PD: I'm Not Drunk — I'm Only High

We compile the odd, unusual and ‘oh my gosh’ police items from throughout the region.

I’m not drunk, just high! A 20-year-old from Providence made it clear to North Kingstown police officers that he was not drunk. But he was definitely high. After they pulled him over and started questioning him, he allegedly said: “I’m not drunk, only high.” He said he was sharing a “blunt” with his passengers and that was why he was “messed up.” Police asked him to take a field sobriety test and he allegedly said: “Yeah, I’ll take the test because I’m just high.” He failed. Hey, this shroom is magic, man! A 59-year-old man from Edgartown, MA, picked up quite the yard sale item in Newport. Police officers spotted him at a 7-Eleven holding what appeared to be a hallucinogenic mushroom. When they approached and asked him about the mushroom, …